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Shaw: $30.00 Installation Fee

Need internet at the new place, call Shaw. They've done away with the 30 days to disconnect rule, well, they didn't, the CRTC did, but they found a new way to get me, a $30.00 instillation fee. It would have been free if I would have booked it online, but then if I had an internet connection I wouldn't be calling them...

$70 per month for 30 mb/s, amongst the most expensive internet access worldwide, but for the first 6 months they'll discount it by half. I have half a mind to pin my wifi code & password to the hall door so the neighbors can all cancel theirs, or maybe we could pool as a building...

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Category: Who's Your ISP?
Created: 11 March 2015
  • Internet,
  • Shaw,
  • Instillation fee,

Senior's Day at the Thrift Store

I'm at the thrift shop, revisiting old haunts, hunting for the essentials I'll need to be able to enjoy my apartment. A short list: Kitchen table & chairs, loveseat, 2 armchairs, a couple of coffee tables, I'm looking for quality, but the kind of quality I can sell again when I'm done, Garage Sale quality, the locker won't hold any more belongings...

No furniture, not today, but arriving at the till with my other treasures the clerk advises me: "You're in luck, it's Senior's day today, you'll get 10% off...."

Now I know I don't photograph well, but I always put that down to me being a vampire, it's like my reflection, nothing to look at, nothing to see, but still there's that voice in my head that's telling me "I gotta stop drinking..."

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Category: Conversations
Created: 11 March 2015
  • Seniors,
  • thrift,
  • vampire,

Apartment Hunting in Calgary

It's about time. 6 years now of house-sitting, roommates, basement suites in the farthest-flung suburbs, time now to find a place of my own.

In part precipitated by a roommate who lived in his own house of death, and the realization that I had scourged myself enough, that this was not a place to move creatively forward, or build relationships, or bring a child, and so at his encouragement I begin to look for a place to live. A place of my own.

When last I rented an apartment - 10 years ago - a 2 bedroom in Sunalta cost me around $700. a month. I know I'm not going to get anything in that price range, but I give it a try. Nope. And so I gradually increase my searches until I'm in the $1100, $1200 range. Rentfaster is the site, I make a few calls, send out emails, if your willing to pay the rent it shouldn't be a problem.

The first person I get hold of is Dean, small apartment in a walkup in lower Mt. Royal, he yells at me over the phone:

-"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!!"

-"I'm enquiring about the apartment you had listed for rent..."

"CALL ME BACK IN AN HOUR, I'M IN A MEETING". 

And he hangs up. 

I call him back in an hour, "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" he screams again, louder, I mention the apartment, "IT'S RENTED!" he shouts, click, end of call. Scratch that one off the list.

Next a character suite above shops in Inglewood, laminate floors, view over 9th avenue, combination shower and urinal, no bath. I can't do, even at the relatively bargain priced $1000 per month.

Another call, this to a landlord in Bridgeland, she's friendly enough over the phone, asks me where i work, what I do, then asks me if I smoke. "Not indoors" I assure her, she begins to holler down the phone: "I SAID NO SMOKERS! DIDN'T YOU READ THE AD? I SAID DEFINITELY NO SMOKERS! NO SMOKERS!!!!" I attempt to explain that I don't smoke indoors, but she's not hearing it, hangs up.

Things are starting to look a little tougher...

A 300 square foot basement in Kensington, $800 a month, the landlady asks if I smoke, I explain, again, not on the property, not indoors, still the damage is done and the applications is formally thrown into the garbage as soon as I leave.

A lot of these places advertise as "Mature buildings, no one under 18", that doesn't help me, I have a daughter. And they discriminate against smokers, even if you don't smoke on the property. I've heard all the landlord stories, nightmare tenants, but it's beginning to seem there are a lot of nightmare landlords out there as well.

I've pretty much contacted everyone on rent faster, many simply didn't return calls or emails, from here I begin to check a few of the property management sites, one has a couple, I make appointments. A 60 year old landlady, 3 story walkup, Lower Mt. Royal off 17th Ave, she's hooked to oxygen in her apartment, standing at the door and telling me where to find the room, it takes a while, she gives me directions and that chats me up for a bit, soap operas playing on the TV, standing at her door, it takes me a few minutes before I realize that she's going a bit beyond the standard landlord spiel, she's chatting me up, awkward. The apartment is OK, and she assures me she can take the tubes off at any time, they just help...

Next apartment, Bankview. It's a keeper, immediately vacant, but I'll have to fill in forms, front my deposit, it's urgent, now, as all my belongings are in the car, heaps of clothes, junk, and I want immediate occupancy, but Ill have to wait, it's Tuesday before finally I can move in...

 

Now begins the process of finding the rudiments I'll need to survive, chairs, kitchen table, forage in the locker for those objects of inspiration and necessity, but - finally - 6 years on, a place of my own. And not a bad view, if I say so myself...

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Category: Calgary
Created: 11 March 2015
  • rentals,
  • tenants,
  • landlords,
  • calgary,

Courting Crows

And while not exactly treasure, this is interesting; a girl feeds crows, the crows, in return, bring her the treasures they find in the neighborhood.

Intriguing.

Link: http://m.bbc.com/news/magazine-31604026

The concept of reciprocity with wild animals. We all know this with cats (the dead mouse, bird, on the doorstep, in the bed), but all in all I prefer the tastes of crows.... 

UPDATE: And this, related: http://www.hbmpodcast.com/podcast/hbm038-do-crows-mourn-their-dead

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Category: Found
Created: 27 February 2015
  • found,
  • Treaure,
  • reciprocity,
  1. Chai Symbol blazing on a dancing brunette
  2. LeCoultre Deep Sea Alarm found at Goodwill
  3. Aaron Haspel
  4. Hairdresser Loyalty

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