Got my phone bill on March 15. At the moment not in a huge rush to pay it, juggling finances and all...note that in the summer when I'm working I'm anywhere from 2 to 6 months ahead on my bill payments, so - not even 2 weeks since receiving my bill imagine my surprise at this little text.

What a fucking bunch of assholes. No, seriously - WHAT A FUCKING BUNCH OF ASSHOLES.

When we get through this we need to have a purge. The Virus isn't enough. And a whole new category of Apocalypse Scenario - PANIC BILLING - Gotta collect asap before anyone dies.